With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8996. | Jacob (bimblamqwerty) | 85.92 | 97.9% | 2025-02-24 |
| 8997. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 85.92 | 98.5% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8998. | Ben (lalbtyd25) | 85.92 | 95.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 8999. | Amin (suhail6) | 85.91 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 9000. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 85.91 | 99.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 9001. | no sweat (anduatm) | 85.91 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 9002. | saksham (withsakki) | 85.91 | 95% | 2017-04-03 |
| 9003. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 85.90 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 9004. | Caesar (caesarp) | 85.90 | 96.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 9005. | atta (jombangrawalele) | 85.90 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 9006. | William (ugandanwilliam) | 85.90 | 99% | 2019-08-13 |
| 9007. | spicyhot (sp1cyhot) | 85.89 | 96.5% | 2024-01-24 |
| 9008. | Dan (moochookaboo) | 85.89 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9009. | PotatoMike (potatomike) | 85.89 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 9010. | Cyber (lilcyber) | 85.89 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9011. | William (accugroove) | 85.89 | 95% | 2017-01-27 |
| 9012. | S fast S snail (revereven_5) | 85.88 | 98% | 2025-06-17 |
| 9013. | Kyle (kaede200) | 85.88 | 98% | 2024-09-02 |
| 9014. | Mega (mega_mushroom) | 85.88 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 9015. | ayyy topkek (ayyytopkek) | 85.88 | 99% | 2025-06-13 |
| 9016. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 85.88 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 9017. | Jack (jackho) | 85.88 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9018. | mgn (sfiveo13) | 85.87 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 9019. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 85.87 | 96.4% | 2023-12-23 |
| 9020. | Ryan (flamepopo) | 85.87 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 9021. | Samuel (kellykellogs) | 85.86 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9022. | Omar (decapood) | 85.86 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 9023. | rainy (rainybro) | 85.86 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9024. | Nate (rlninja47) | 85.86 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9025. | paffy (paffy77) | 85.85 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |