Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5900. | Danielle (gonnatypethehype) | 96.26 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 5901. | cubis (cubis) | 96.25 | 100% | 2017-06-23 |
| 5902. | Farzad (farzad_) | 96.24 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5903. | James (verysoftpillows) | 96.24 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 5904. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 96.23 | 99% | 2014-07-20 |
| 5905. | mike (rain9633) | 96.23 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 5906. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 96.23 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 5907. | Kerala (qualitystuff) | 96.23 | 97.9% | 2021-02-26 |
| 5908. | TJ (inameiname) | 96.22 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 5909. | Michele (michele) | 96.22 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 5910. | Shiney (shineyy) | 96.22 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 5911. | cody (ocdy1001) | 96.21 | 99.1% | 2023-07-13 |
| 5912. | Hmm (sironronron) | 96.21 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
| 5913. | Pru (prubladelin) | 96.20 | 99% | 2021-03-18 |
| 5914. | Tyler (clarityy) | 96.20 | 94% | 2014-02-10 |
| 5915. | The Big Box (doctorsaywhat) | 96.19 | 96% | 2011-11-27 |
| 5916. | Antonius (instanton) | 96.18 | 97% | 2014-03-15 |
| 5917. | Mark (mahkuh) | 96.18 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 5918. | Eric (wojito) | 96.18 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 5919. | Mimi (mimi007le) | 96.17 | 92% | 2011-12-02 |
| 5920. | TJ (1gear) | 96.17 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5921. | Toad (toad2six) | 96.17 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5922. | Tahiti (sbattula) | 96.16 | 97% | 2013-05-23 |
| 5923. | TMM (matt0509) | 96.16 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 5924. | Renat (rem132) | 96.15 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 5925. | Jord (skaterjord) | 96.15 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 5926. | D (waldenman) | 96.15 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 5927. | Gislaa (gislaaa) | 96.15 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5928. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 96.14 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
| 5929. | blek (proking) | 96.14 | 92% | 2013-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |