The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3317. | hopeless...wrecked (_navdee... | 109.68 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3318. | issa (issa_) | 109.67 | 98.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3319. | Derek (sadrobot) | 109.67 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 3320. | subscribe (blulb) | 109.66 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 3321. | lassiS (latez) | 109.66 | 95% | 2015-06-28 |
| 3322. | km (kmamp) | 109.65 | 94% | 2014-07-27 |
| 3323. | Pan (dip797) | 109.63 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
| 3324. | Vince (changoa) | 109.63 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 3325. | Desirae (desixxbabii) | 109.63 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 3326. | Kevin (chrono6ix) | 109.62 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 3327. | L (l_dog) | 109.62 | 97% | 2013-04-26 |
| 3328. | Kerry (nyfael) | 109.62 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| 3329. | Luke (darkfire) | 109.62 | 95% | 2015-05-12 |
| 3330. | Shireen (shireenmd) | 109.61 | 96% | 2011-10-14 |
| 3331. | SomeRandomGuy (dianelvik) | 109.61 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3332. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 109.61 | 99% | 2016-11-22 |
| 3333. | Joselyn (joselyns) | 109.60 | 99% | 2023-03-12 |
| 3334. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 109.60 | 99.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3335. | CodeTalker (insanityswake) | 109.60 | 97% | 2014-07-14 |
| 3336. | Joseph (racecar56) | 109.60 | 98% | 2014-11-30 |
| 3337. | oswin (oswin) | 109.59 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 3338. | :| (nnz5) | 109.58 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 3339. | PoopyMcPoopFace (poopymcpoo... | 109.58 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 3340. | Natasha (cellblocktango) | 109.57 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 3341. | Harryt (harrisont) | 109.56 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 3342. | Carmine (carminesilano) | 109.55 | 98% | 2017-05-12 |
| 3343. | Mad (bornzor) | 109.55 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3344. | xen0 (xen0cidal) | 109.54 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 3345. | Basil (lemmiwinks2917) | 109.54 | 97% | 2012-12-03 |
| 3346. | Nick (exrolo) | 109.54 | 96% | 2016-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |