So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25104. | Michael (tigerdriger) | 60.37 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 25105. | danielle (halyconamour) | 60.37 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 25106. | William (wdk5013) | 60.37 | 90% | 2013-11-09 |
| 25107. | Hugh (gbush2000) | 60.36 | 94% | 2020-10-09 |
| 25108. | Songnay (songnay) | 60.36 | 98% | 2016-06-26 |
| 25109. | matti (matti_123456) | 60.36 | 95% | 2011-11-07 |
| 25110. | Nguyen (kidtrum) | 60.36 | 94% | 2016-11-17 |
| 25111. | Vick (vick99) | 60.35 | 98% | 2018-03-16 |
| 25112. | Michael (eilreivax) | 60.35 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 25113. | elonsmusket (tydfloyd) | 60.35 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 25114. | Danica (7158dandan) | 60.35 | 93% | 2021-11-24 |
| 25115. | Matej (krempelj) | 60.35 | 91% | 2014-04-21 |
| 25116. | Eve (sweetcurser) | 60.35 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 25117. | bilal (kakuge) | 60.35 | 95% | 2012-12-03 |
| 25118. | Jimmy (jx297) | 60.35 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
| 25119. | kat (bookworm) | 60.35 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 25120. | Inox (inox) | 60.34 | — | 2010-06-26 |
| 25121. | Guest (guest1782) | 60.34 | 92% | 2012-02-04 |
| 25122. | Nguyen (anhhero) | 60.34 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 25123. | nda888 (nda888) | 60.34 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 25124. | Alfred (mohitsh114) | 60.34 | 91% | 2015-04-06 |
| 25125. | Sage (sagehawk) | 60.33 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 25126. | Billy (blipdip) | 60.33 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 25127. | Nishant (nishantve1) | 60.33 | 90% | 2014-07-08 |
| 25128. | cvxz (cvxz) | 60.33 | 95.3% | 2023-09-17 |
| 25129. | Mike (soule3ter) | 60.33 | 86% | 2016-01-04 |
| 25130. | Toby (hawkinst) | 60.33 | 93% | 2013-05-11 |
| 25131. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 60.33 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
| 25132. | lsl (lsl_) | 60.33 | 95% | 2012-05-10 |
| 25133. | Vic (opposite) | 60.33 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |