So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2895. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 107.69 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2896. | falling down (_nirvana) | 107.69 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 2897. | (unbelievable_10) | 107.69 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 2898. | (samphippen) | 107.69 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 2899. | (cumaeska) | 107.67 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 2900. | (gretschaxe) | 107.67 | 95% | 2012-02-03 |
| 2901. | (argig) | 107.67 | 96% | 2016-07-28 |
| 2902. | Guest (sweetheart1217) | 107.66 | 95% | 2016-01-31 |
| 2903. | tstats[fernot94] (fernot94) | 107.66 | 92% | 2012-07-29 |
| 2904. | (x_soda) | 107.65 | 99% | 2011-08-19 |
| 2905. | (dylaaan) | 107.64 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 2906. | (code_talker) | 107.64 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 2907. | (12345142) | 107.64 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 2908. | PinkPepper (pinkpepper) | 107.63 | 98.9% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2909. | (gl701) | 107.62 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 2910. | (fuxii) | 107.62 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 2911. | (j0natran) | 107.59 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 2912. | (inorbit) | 107.59 | 99% | 2019-05-12 |
| 2913. | (rbiery) | 107.58 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 2914. | (plokijnm) | 107.57 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2915. | (jello_jello) | 107.56 | 100% | 2021-11-22 |
| 2916. | (gillygirls) | 107.56 | 98% | 2016-09-21 |
| 2917. | (pogfrog1) | 107.55 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 2918. | Bako (tabakz) | 107.55 | 98% | 2013-11-15 |
| 2919. | (silver_fox) | 107.55 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2920. | (potatoman) | 107.55 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 2921. | (johangodinho123) | 107.54 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 2922. | Jacky (jackyx5724) | 107.53 | 97% | 2012-06-22 |
| 2923. | (contramundum) | 107.52 | 95% | 2014-05-19 |
| 2924. | (dustywusty) | 107.52 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |