And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3049. | (bigd4316) | 120.71 | 99% | 2013-01-29 |
| 3050. | (jaideepjr) | 120.71 | 98% | 2011-11-23 |
| 3051. | (ennia) | 120.71 | 95% | 2013-01-27 |
| 3052. | (maalox) | 120.69 | 96% | 2011-08-22 |
| 3053. | (voidiz) | 120.69 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 3054. | (sohard) | 120.69 | 96% | 2012-06-18 |
| 3055. | (chrysalisopens) | 120.69 | 99% | 2016-03-21 |
| 3056. | (irdyums) | 120.68 | 99% | 2020-01-22 |
| 3057. | (bryans) | 120.67 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 3058. | marvin (magnimarve) | 120.67 | 99% | 2018-01-31 |
| 3059. | (wivivol) | 120.66 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 3060. | (sadlifeswaglife) | 120.66 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 3061. | (nightval) | 120.65 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 3062. | (daa2138) | 120.65 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 3063. | (sophorix) | 120.65 | 96% | 2013-08-19 |
| 3064. | (crazzywak) | 120.65 | 98% | 2014-07-11 |
| 3065. | (asianlanlord) | 120.64 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 3066. | (inorbit) | 120.64 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| 3067. | (itsmemori) | 120.64 | 95% | 2013-01-24 |
| 3068. | GOBLIN (xgoblin) | 120.63 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
| 3069. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 120.63 | 100% | 2013-08-20 |
| 3070. | (1nobo1) | 120.63 | 96% | 2015-02-03 |
| 3071. | (harshbarger.a@gmail.com) | 120.62 | 94% | 2013-03-01 |
| 3072. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 120.62 | 99% | 2023-02-10 |
| 3073. | (youhaveabsolutelynochance) | 120.62 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3074. | (perfect) | 120.62 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 3075. | (bhan1115) | 120.61 | 99.8% | 2023-08-20 |
| 3076. | (nmqm) | 120.61 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 3077. | (electricbiscuit) | 120.60 | 99% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3078. | Daniel (paladin85) | 120.60 | 95% | 2013-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |