As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12366. | Mun (wayback) | 78.28 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 12367. | LongFNGRS28 (hottake28) | 78.27 | 97% | 2024-09-25 |
| 12368. | Sreedev (finetard) | 78.27 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12369. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 78.27 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 12370. | Bob (baine001) | 78.26 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12371. | Black Guy (blackguyfast) | 78.26 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 12372. | Salman (salmanfaris) | 78.25 | 86% | 2015-12-25 |
| 12373. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 78.25 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 12374. | Michael (michaeleekk) | 78.25 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
| 12375. | KonStyle (konstyle) | 78.25 | 94% | 2016-10-24 |
| 12376. | Soony (sssong0409) | 78.24 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 12377. | eric (ericpr) | 78.24 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 12378. | Timofey (t1m0n) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 12379. | _ (zoli_) | 78.24 | 97% | 2016-03-11 |
| 12380. | Nim (nimlasher) | 78.24 | 96% | 2018-06-29 |
| 12381. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 78.24 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 12382. | Agent P (sparkling_tooth_fa... | 78.23 | 98% | 2025-04-16 |
| 12383. | Jason (innercomplex) | 78.23 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 12384. | minerva (rajafathir) | 78.22 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 12385. | Joseph (appledood123) | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12386. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 78.22 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 12387. | Xyhop (xyhop) | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 12388. | Austin (splashtime) | 78.21 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12389. | Louisa (lulu28) | 78.21 | 95.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| 12390. | Nymex (nymex67) | 78.20 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12391. | John (atakecs) | 78.20 | 96.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 12392. | George (jorolelin) | 78.20 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 12393. | qwdsasdqwdasczwqedasdasdasd... | 78.19 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 12394. | Gabbie (gg13) | 78.19 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 12395. | Sandro🇬🇪 (jolskey) | 78.19 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |