So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19628. | POOKR (pookr) | 69.10 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 19629. | Ant (ant1508) | 69.10 | 99% | 2016-10-13 |
| 19630. | Frrk (penguinmage) | 69.09 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 19631. | bobby (gogobebe) | 69.09 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 19632. | Teitur (tannason) | 69.09 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 19633. | Bob (sydre2) | 69.09 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 19634. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 69.09 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 19635. | Lowyan (lowyan) | 69.09 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 19636. | Erik (boomfist) | 69.09 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 19637. | Oxy (oxy1331) | 69.09 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 19638. | Dan (devildub) | 69.09 | 83% | 2013-10-21 |
| 19639. | anupam011 (anupam011) | 69.08 | 97.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 19640. | Elliot (uclacivil) | 69.08 | 95% | 2011-07-27 |
| 19641. | Patrick Jason (patrickjason91) | 69.08 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
| 19642. | EdK (edk2000) | 69.08 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 19643. | bipin (bipinkumarmp) | 69.08 | 96% | 2016-01-04 |
| 19644. | Owen (ronnyanddonny) | 69.07 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
| 19645. | Dave (inotdave) | 69.07 | 95% | 2014-05-15 |
| 19646. | szuchi (schuang) | 69.07 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 19647. | Heather (songbird88) | 69.07 | 91% | 2011-07-21 |
| 19648. | UMS (umskal) | 69.07 | 90% | 2011-10-14 |
| 19649. | sentim3ntal1 (sweet_malaak) | 69.07 | 93% | 2013-11-03 |
| 19650. | musa (initial_m) | 69.07 | 96% | 2012-06-05 |
| 19651. | Koen (kelplings) | 69.06 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 19652. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 69.06 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 19653. | alv_08 (alv_08) | 69.06 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 19654. | smichael (smichaelino) | 69.06 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 19655. | Kaleemullah (kaleem) | 69.06 | 95% | 2012-12-25 |
| 19656. | Maxwell (maxdeoliveira) | 69.06 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 19657. | chris (jenisslow) | 69.06 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |