The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11056. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 11057. | Mark (silkyjohnston) | 87.14 | 92% | 2013-04-22 |
| 11058. | hallelujah (veil) | 87.13 | 93% | 2013-03-16 |
| 11059. | Tom (varaxo) | 87.13 | 95% | 2012-10-26 |
| 11060. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 87.13 | 96.6% | 2023-10-15 |
| 11061. | Galamb (galamb) | 87.13 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
| 11062. | Lei Paul (polley) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 11063. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 87.13 | 94% | 2013-04-29 |
| 11064. | Timxad (timxad) | 87.13 | 94% | 2013-01-31 |
| 11065. | Susie (soozer) | 87.12 | 96% | 2016-08-12 |
| 11066. | Kukk (knightpikachu) | 87.12 | 99% | 2019-01-10 |
| 11067. | Autumn (act01) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 11068. | Milan (milg13) | 87.12 | 98% | 2012-11-03 |
| 11069. | froffyman2 (froffyman2) | 87.12 | 93% | 2016-12-09 |
| 11070. | Treefitty (treefitty) | 87.12 | 95% | 2013-07-31 |
| 11071. | Lucho (luchohs) | 87.12 | 91% | 2012-07-25 |
| 11072. | Lance (lznce) | 87.11 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 11073. | Hans (hjensen) | 87.11 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 11074. | Eric (propilot2006) | 87.11 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 11075. | Kachika (chickhicks_) | 87.11 | 96.1% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11076. | Daaaaa (dadaloh) | 87.11 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11077. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 87.11 | 98% | 2014-12-15 |
| 11078. | JazzyStrawberry (jazzystraw... | 87.11 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 11079. | joshua (jimpdashrimp) | 87.11 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 11080. | Chirag (chirag11032000) | 87.11 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11081. | Zarius (zarius) | 87.11 | 95% | 2011-12-07 |
| 11082. | Veronica (init2winit) | 87.11 | 95% | 2014-03-03 |
| 11083. | Sssaajj (sanjisan) | 87.10 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 11084. | Nathan (clarbuskoo) | 87.10 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 11085. | Jason (altaria13) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |