The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10496. | Brian (dumb_poop) | 99.75 | 98% | 2014-02-03 |
| 10497. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 99.75 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 10498. | rosobon (rosobon) | 99.75 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 10499. | Weicong (ithaos) | 99.75 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 10500. | Lio (liolim) | 99.74 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10501. | Edog94 (orangeequation6) | 99.74 | 97.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 10502. | Mango (mangotdm) | 99.74 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 10503. | Ruby (rubyclash) | 99.74 | 99% | 2022-06-25 |
| 10504. | HailNoGlory (cherryopolis) | 99.74 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 10505. | DC (niketalk) | 99.74 | 93% | 2012-11-08 |
| 10506. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 99.73 | 100% | 2017-06-16 |
| 10507. | Han (laughinghan) | 99.72 | 99% | 2013-07-13 |
| 10508. | Lauren (homodeus) | 99.72 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 10509. | Julie (mrssasquatch) | 99.72 | 97% | 2013-06-06 |
| 10510. | Daan (thispony) | 99.71 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 10511. | Jayden (xkursed) | 99.71 | 100% | 2018-11-20 |
| 10512. | Mark (lemon________) | 99.70 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 10513. | Veronica (init2winit) | 99.70 | 98% | 2013-09-09 |
| 10514. | Daniel (danielcleve) | 99.70 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 10515. | Laura (luckybishop) | 99.70 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 10516. | Stephen (chius8) | 99.70 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 10517. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 99.70 | 97% | 2011-07-14 |
| 10518. | Alex (altypist) | 99.70 | 91% | 2014-07-12 |
| 10519. | speedy (lanxi) | 99.69 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 10520. | John (j4kz) | 99.69 | 87% | 2016-09-03 |
| 10521. | Vyasram (throatc) | 99.69 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 10522. | Zire (zire) | 99.69 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 10523. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 99.69 | 98% | 2017-08-12 |
| 10524. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 99.68 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 10525. | Chocolat (ichocolat) | 99.68 | 97% | 2014-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |