The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30299. | snooze (sn0oze) | 64.77 | 93% | 2013-11-22 |
| 30300. | Mohammad iqbal (md_iqbal) | 64.77 | 96% | 2013-01-11 |
| 30301. | Berzelius (berzelius_69) | 64.76 | 94.6% | 2024-02-26 |
| 30302. | starchaeser (starchaeser) | 64.76 | 95% | 2026-04-29 |
| 30303. | Rattle (rattlevenom_200) | 64.76 | 96% | 2025-07-09 |
| 30304. | Jedidiah (quincy11_) | 64.76 | 95% | 2024-07-10 |
| 30305. | Jasper (jasperwyen) | 64.76 | 96% | 2024-05-07 |
| 30306. | Thomas (williamson2002) | 64.76 | 95% | 2015-05-11 |
| 30307. | Dakota (kotaguy) | 64.76 | 96% | 2026-01-31 |
| 30308. | Einar (einarhb) | 64.76 | 94.9% | 2024-01-19 |
| 30309. | jae (okyu) | 64.76 | 94% | 2021-03-02 |
| 30310. | brodie (monke8) | 64.76 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 30311. | Albin (ascent321) | 64.76 | 85% | 2013-09-07 |
| 30312. | Pragyan (pntripathi9417) | 64.76 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 30313. | zahirshah (zahirshah200@yah... | 64.76 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 30314. | Snail (exspeed) | 64.76 | 93% | 2014-04-23 |
| 30315. | init0 (init0) | 64.75 | 95% | 2023-12-26 |
| 30316. | Begga (begga) | 64.75 | 94% | 2015-11-28 |
| 30317. | Tom (tommy71394) | 64.75 | 99% | 2012-09-16 |
| 30318. | Antonio (monpig) | 64.75 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 30319. | :| (peanutbutter_665) | 64.74 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 30320. | Ozan Can (romuyloyloy) | 64.74 | 97% | 2025-04-27 |
| 30321. | ben (157741) | 64.74 | 96% | 2025-01-03 |
| 30322. | Berzerk (berzerk_) | 64.74 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 30323. | Tony (tony133) | 64.74 | 94% | 2025-09-08 |
| 30324. | SilicGK (silicgk) | 64.74 | 94% | 2020-05-25 |
| 30325. | mohammed (mohammedtowaileb) | 64.74 | 93% | 2015-03-20 |
| 30326. | Devin (dmkbills) | 64.74 | 95% | 2012-10-18 |
| 30327. | David (pherric0xide) | 64.74 | 93% | 2011-10-13 |
| 30328. | Maria (barcaforever) | 64.74 | — | 2010-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |