So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30246. | Collin (hvydrtysoul) | 52.43 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 30247. | Oily (oilyoogway) | 52.43 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 30248. | nother (nother) | 52.43 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 30249. | Char (madgirl) | 52.43 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 30250. | Trung (jackblk) | 52.43 | 97% | 2011-05-15 |
| 30251. | ralap (ralap) | 52.43 | 95% | 2014-09-04 |
| 30252. | Attila (unexx) | 52.43 | 84% | 2016-01-14 |
| 30253. | Nisan (thevidya) | 52.43 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 30254. | WhiteAlien.com (whitealien_... | 52.42 | 99% | 2017-10-06 |
| 30255. | Boggercell (boggercell) | 52.42 | 95% | 2022-10-28 |
| 30256. | Tobias (tobiasleth) | 52.42 | 94% | 2018-03-13 |
| 30257. | angelo (patuasic) | 52.42 | 89% | 2011-07-03 |
| 30258. | Thug (sakshyam_d_goat) | 52.42 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 30259. | ludwigg (froggg) | 52.42 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 30260. | Rinalds (daimonds3) | 52.42 | 90% | 2014-06-30 |
| 30261. | visaruth (chodd) | 52.42 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 30262. | cat (fanyseuls) | 52.41 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 30263. | MbahLatip (paijolatip) | 52.41 | 92% | 2013-10-26 |
| 30264. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 52.41 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 30265. | Nick (nick79) | 52.40 | 96% | 2012-08-20 |
| 30266. | Uways (uways) | 52.40 | 86% | 2014-10-23 |
| 30267. | idontflinch (mistergold) | 52.40 | 94% | 2021-05-14 |
| 30268. | King (dykflint) | 52.40 | 89% | 2015-09-14 |
| 30269. | Chriscent (kishon_shrills) | 52.40 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 30270. | steve (nikatrel) | 52.40 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 30271. | James (lebron_james23) | 52.40 | 92% | 2016-04-21 |
| 30272. | Moiz (darkiee) | 52.40 | 94% | 2014-06-20 |
| 30273. | nadine (candice12) | 52.40 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 30274. | Aditya (aditrere26) | 52.39 | 97.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 30275. | Bryan (rayan478) | 52.39 | 89% | 2013-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |