And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18545. | testyper (testyper) | 81.58 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 18546. | Bekzhan (bzaareg) | 81.58 | 87% | 2016-08-22 |
| 18547. | Nancy (lola124) | 81.58 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 18548. | HY (liangliangliang) | 81.58 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 18549. | Pawel (japi) | 81.58 | 98% | 2013-01-14 |
| 18550. | Sara (zentangerine) | 81.57 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
| 18551. | Kraler (kraler) | 81.57 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 18552. | Murilo (muritube) | 81.57 | 96% | 2016-04-19 |
| 18553. | Hazen (hazen91) | 81.57 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 18554. | Brock (k0gu) | 81.57 | 93% | 2020-07-20 |
| 18555. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 81.57 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 18556. | Umar (samdanirani) | 81.56 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 18557. | smudgd (smudgd) | 81.56 | 96.5% | 2023-09-24 |
| 18558. | ☔️ (orella) | 81.56 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 18559. | Nicole (lnvc) | 81.56 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 18560. | ＃ (nathanwang23) | 81.56 | 92% | 2014-03-31 |
| 18561. | Karthik (karthikkumar) | 81.55 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 18562. | Nik (niktrc) | 81.55 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 18563. | Frayz (frayz) | 81.55 | 93% | 2015-10-07 |
| 18564. | MortisAngelus89 (nwistbac) | 81.55 | 97% | 2015-05-29 |
| 18565. | Todd (influence) | 81.55 | 92% | 2013-09-25 |
| 18566. | Yani (theghak) | 81.54 | 96.6% | 2023-07-05 |
| 18567. | eric (ericpr) | 81.54 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 18568. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 81.54 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
| 18569. | Angel (angvplnx) | 81.54 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 18570. | Max (thexa4) | 81.54 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 18571. | AKD (ajfkd) | 81.53 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 18572. | Razorce (razorce) | 81.53 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
| 18573. | Babayou (babalo) | 81.53 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 18574. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 81.53 | 89% | 2017-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |