So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16011. | burnotce23 (burnotice23) | 73.93 | 95% | 2012-01-28 |
16012. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 73.93 | 94% | 2017-04-29 |
16013. | jessie (jessie7391) | 73.93 | — | 2009-01-27 |
16014. | Sarah (tiff801) | 73.92 | 90% | 2012-11-29 |
16015. | guest (er8852852) | 73.92 | 86% | 2013-03-17 |
16016. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 73.92 | 98% | 2016-04-11 |
16017. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 73.91 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
16018. | Tí cần không bạn (ron... | 73.91 | 97.4% | 2023-11-02 |
16019. | Nathan (mr_brosai) | 73.91 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
16020. | Semyon (voronov) | 73.91 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
16021. | King (kingshantha) | 73.91 | 94% | 2015-10-09 |
16022. | DollaBillYo (dollabill_yo@y... | 73.91 | 99% | 2013-08-07 |
16023. | Juan Miguel (migzmigzmigz) | 73.90 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
16024. | Lava (lavadice) | 73.90 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
16025. | Carl (carlalalala) | 73.90 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
16026. | ㅤ (bazar397) | 73.90 | 99% | 2021-06-23 |
16027. | John (zonage) | 73.89 | 92% | 2013-12-17 |
16028. | Its Me (infinityyt) | 73.89 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
16029. | DeSparta (desparta) | 73.89 | 96% | 2016-02-09 |
16030. | patembe (patembe) | 73.89 | — | 2010-09-19 |
16031. | Reaver (donk223y) | 73.89 | 88% | 2014-10-22 |
16032. | lele (lelelawar310) | 73.88 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
16033. | gusss (ursu718) | 73.88 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
16034. | David (davidgilbarte) | 73.88 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
16035. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 73.88 | 95% | 2017-02-28 |
16036. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 73.88 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
16037. | Ricky (rickybach) | 73.87 | 92% | 2015-04-06 |
16038. | God'sFavSon (alex50k) | 73.87 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
16039. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 73.87 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
16040. | Masayuki (masamugu123) | 73.87 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |