The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9996. | Spiros (spyros) | 89.15 | 98% | 2013-05-01 |
| 9997. | D (ereda) | 89.15 | 98% | 2012-10-20 |
| 9998. | Julian (fiow) | 89.14 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 9999. | rahmu (rahmu) | 89.14 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 10000. | FREE PALESTINE (os1506) | 89.13 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 10001. | Elias (eliasy7) | 89.13 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 10002. | Mihir (mihirsahasrabudhe) | 89.13 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 10003. | Guiseppe (baconator3) | 89.13 | 92% | 2017-03-15 |
| 10004. | Brian (btong) | 89.12 | 93% | 2017-04-27 |
| 10005. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 89.12 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 10006. | Xashden (xashden) | 89.12 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 10007. | Brayden (braddin123) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 10008. | Donked (cyrany) | 89.11 | 97.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 10009. | Bob (supergreaze) | 89.11 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10010. | Sofiya... Killing Lag... (s... | 89.11 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 10011. | Ray (mray) | 89.11 | 92% | 2016-09-08 |
| 10012. | Andrei (andrei518) | 89.10 | 96.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 10013. | squeezy (squeezy2) | 89.10 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 10014. | Jared (jaredtypist) | 89.10 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 10015. | Nima (eramthgin) | 89.10 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 10016. | pintoa (pintoa) | 89.10 | 97.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 10017. | Desmond (desmond012) | 89.10 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 10018. | Johnny (quizzt) | 89.10 | 95% | 2013-03-09 |
| 10019. | Alex (infinity404) | 89.10 | 100% | 2018-03-11 |
| 10020. | colemak andy (overcomplexif... | 89.09 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10021. | tonk2 (typetonk2) | 89.09 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 10022. | Roy Tri (rta_wormy14) | 89.09 | 100% | 2015-08-27 |
| 10023. | Taz (muidroxe) | 89.09 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10024. | Sean (sat75) | 89.09 | 94% | 2014-03-18 |
| 10025. | Arsen (arsenaghajanyan) | 89.08 | 92% | 2014-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |