And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12832. | dennis (ludennis0606) | 91.44 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12833. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 91.44 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12834. | (mrmcmellow) | 91.44 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 12835. | (polished) | 91.44 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 12836. | Erkan Giray (confusedmino) | 91.43 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 12837. | (synister_) | 91.43 | 91% | 2016-03-03 |
| 12838. | (nightseas) | 91.43 | 96% | 2013-07-14 |
| 12839. | (seatx2022) | 91.43 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 12840. | (lettel) | 91.43 | 97% | 2014-04-28 |
| 12841. | big (aboxofkleenex) | 91.43 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 12842. | (razzlestorm) | 91.43 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 12843. | (zero90) | 91.43 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 12844. | (activestory) | 91.42 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
| 12845. | (q23m) | 91.42 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 12846. | (swaift) | 91.42 | 95% | 2016-05-30 |
| 12847. | Pradipta (proydu) | 91.42 | 98% | 2015-04-25 |
| 12848. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 91.41 | 99% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12849. | (glitterblonde) | 91.41 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 12850. | (vchhabra33) | 91.41 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 12851. | (le_jade) | 91.41 | 97% | 2019-06-22 |
| 12852. | aptnker (aptnker) | 91.41 | 99% | 2011-10-10 |
| 12853. | Alex (infinity404) | 91.41 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
| 12854. | (ayberkt) | 91.40 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 12855. | (conscientiousness) | 91.40 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 12856. | (haveeairr) | 91.40 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12857. | (haulzy) | 91.40 | 99% | 2021-11-12 |
| 12858. | (hunter_da_man11) | 91.40 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12859. | (0rangetree) | 91.40 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 12860. | (djolas2) | 91.40 | 99% | 2012-06-05 |
| 12861. | (stoozy) | 91.39 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |