The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3289. | Deron (deronleon) | 60.90 | 88% | 2012-12-14 |
| 3290. | Alex (aatwood) | 60.90 | 95% | 2011-08-08 |
| 3291. | PriyaM (bagyam) | 60.89 | 98.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 3292. | Sadan (ultimates4ndm4n) | 60.89 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 3293. | kevo (lakvn) | 60.89 | 96% | 2015-11-11 |
| 3294. | Wan Shi Tong (wan_shi_tong) | 60.89 | 91% | 2013-09-06 |
| 3295. | Hieu (trunghieu104) | 60.89 | 95% | 2012-06-26 |
| 3296. | Joseph (po_po1) | 60.89 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 3297. | Frank (ieatyourrice) | 60.89 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 3298. | henryshort (henryshort) | 60.89 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 3299. | Emile (zolaric) | 60.88 | 95% | 2011-07-01 |
| 3300. | Gabriel (gabdrz) | 60.87 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3301. | Jason (kuanca) | 60.87 | 95% | 2013-01-16 |
| 3302. | Nguyen (littlepoo) | 60.87 | 95% | 2012-03-26 |
| 3303. | Alfred (mohitsh114) | 60.87 | 91% | 2015-03-31 |
| 3304. | jacqueline (jjbj) | 60.87 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 3305. | xyz (i_am_xyz) | 60.85 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 3306. | Jonas (jjonnaas) | 60.85 | 93% | 2012-07-27 |
| 3307. | infinitus (infinitusone) | 60.85 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 3308. | Kobus (klabuschagne) | 60.85 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 3309. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 60.85 | 100% | 2012-04-03 |
| 3310. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 60.85 | 89% | 2015-05-21 |
| 3311. | Bappy (bappy) | 60.84 | 96% | 2013-03-20 |
| 3312. | Brahim (aguedou) | 60.84 | 97% | 2014-11-15 |
| 3313. | Nick (mitchen2) | 60.83 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 3314. | cuong (phamxuanphucuong) | 60.82 | 93% | 2011-05-18 |
| 3315. | shadwll (bogits) | 60.82 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 3316. | Brian Hart (wiffle0926) | 60.81 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 3317. | Kyozaki (kyozaki) | 60.80 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
| 3318. | jai (predator726) | 60.80 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |