As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6765. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 89.21 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
6766. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 89.21 | 96% | 2024-02-12 |
6767. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 89.21 | 96.6% | 2021-02-28 |
6768. | Isauro (mati002) | 89.21 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
6769. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
6770. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
6771. | joe (lerler246) | 89.20 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
6772. | Mason (nosamnm) | 89.20 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
6773. | AJ (zap101) | 89.20 | 92% | 2016-04-01 |
6774. | Kim Phước (lykimphuoc020) | 89.20 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
6775. | chan (blackstarnova) | 89.20 | 90% | 2015-06-11 |
6776. | Aidan (aidanb) | 89.19 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
6777. | Jz (mercuryl) | 89.19 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
6778. | Angkana (ployyjen) | 89.19 | 100% | 2022-05-17 |
6779. | Tariq (htariq) | 89.19 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
6780. | Jeld (jeld) | 89.19 | 98% | 2016-05-22 |
6781. | iterus (cptxqn) | 89.18 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
6782. | Infer (infernova_122) | 89.18 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
6783. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 89.18 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
6784. | Some (heavy_metal123) | 89.18 | 97% | 2015-10-27 |
6785. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 89.18 | 96% | 2015-06-17 |
6786. | Baris (rottened) | 89.18 | 93% | 2015-11-25 |
6787. | Theodore (boss_baby_2) | 89.17 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
6788. | Andrew (patatoed) | 89.17 | 97% | 2021-06-20 |
6789. | Milan (milang13) | 89.17 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
6790. | Nicholas (hyping4typing) | 89.17 | 91% | 2015-05-09 |
6791. | Corey (genie336) | 89.17 | 94% | 2015-09-23 |
6792. | Zhaux (zhaux) | 89.16 | 88% | 2016-06-29 |
6793. | Masab (masab2) | 89.16 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
6794. | Dan (qwerty235) | 89.16 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |