So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9040. | Gros Chef Bandit (toobad33) | 87.76 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 9041. | CrazyNeighbor (5qcheng007) | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9042. | w_mb1 (trundling) | 87.76 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 9043. | Pawel (japi) | 87.76 | 96% | 2015-02-02 |
| 9044. | epicface (adowoable) | 87.75 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 9045. | adudu (iciboy99) | 87.75 | 99% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9046. | Albert (derpytatertot) | 87.75 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9047. | . (brazalik) | 87.75 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9048. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 87.74 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9049. | James (wnston) | 87.74 | 94.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9050. | l (lk128) | 87.74 | 95% | 2015-01-07 |
| 9051. | Linh (moss84) | 87.74 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 9052. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 87.73 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9053. | Michael (ren206) | 87.73 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 9054. | duckmoon99 (duckmoon99) | 87.73 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9055. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 87.73 | 97.7% | 2023-09-30 |
| 9056. | Ellis (inescapablemonkeyballs) | 87.72 | 96.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9057. | tulipheidi (mimimo) | 87.72 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9058. | derek (jugemujugemu) | 87.72 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9059. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 87.72 | 94% | 2012-07-12 |
| 9060. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 87.72 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 9061. | Keira (keiradawn) | 87.71 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 9062. | Klaus (klaussolar) | 87.71 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 9063. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 87.71 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9064. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 87.71 | 94% | 2014-07-28 |
| 9065. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 87.71 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
| 9066. | Jeff (im_a_chicken) | 87.71 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 9067. | Christian (chriisadam) | 87.71 | 97% | 2012-12-03 |
| 9068. | Davendra (wizxon) | 87.70 | 89% | 2013-02-15 |
| 9069. | Nick (epicdegree) | 87.70 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |