So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22008. | Arnold (victorvolts_123) | 65.20 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 22009. | Ruuii (kodanda) | 65.20 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 22010. | Keith (keithbingeau) | 65.20 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 22011. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 65.20 | 85% | 2015-12-27 |
| 22012. | Stefan (lingprak) | 65.20 | 94% | 2012-09-29 |
| 22013. | Lavran (galilee) | 65.20 | 94% | 2015-10-29 |
| 22014. | Jeremiah (ps4invancouver) | 65.20 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 22015. | Nam Hải (macvan) | 65.20 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 22016. | steve (applepie) | 65.20 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 22017. | FiB0 (fiboss) | 65.19 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 22018. | NAGAMOTO (hussain_vx) | 65.19 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
| 22019. | Addison (extra_sauce) | 65.19 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 22020. | dw (skyyz) | 65.19 | 94% | 2021-01-22 |
| 22021. | Usman (grim_09) | 65.19 | 94% | 2021-07-01 |
| 22022. | Tuttifrutti (tuttifrutti) | 65.19 | 95% | 2013-03-18 |
| 22023. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 65.19 | 91% | 2015-10-30 |
| 22024. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 65.18 | 96.2% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22025. | Alex (dacen) | 65.18 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 22026. | Amanda (aj1111) | 65.18 | 98% | 2013-03-31 |
| 22027. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 65.18 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 22028. | Van (motorhobo) | 65.18 | 99% | 2018-11-08 |
| 22029. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 65.18 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 22030. | Liz (indyanajoana) | 65.18 | 98% | 2014-04-27 |
| 22031. | CR7 BETTER (22bakern) | 65.17 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| 22032. | Dan (danezu) | 65.17 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22033. | Neo (earthian123) | 65.17 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 22034. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 65.17 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 22035. | Mida (minogaku) | 65.17 | 94% | 2014-06-01 |
| 22036. | Pito (djz3rj) | 65.17 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 22037. | Beth (beth5507) | 65.17 | 95% | 2016-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |