I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2964. | Omkar (omkar_12) | 71.13 | 95% | 2025-03-23 |
| 2965. | No mistakes (type_s) | 71.10 | 96.6% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2966. | OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) | 71.08 | 94.8% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2967. | Jongchan (bot_chan) | 70.95 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2968. | Mohit (techy_mohit) | 70.94 | 96% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2969. | codex (shadow_typer_53) | 70.87 | 95% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2970. | the_P_man (thepman) | 70.86 | 94.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2971. | DAS (tanjiro01) | 70.85 | 98.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2972. | Juan (jupalaja) | 70.80 | 97.1% | 2024-03-28 |
| 2973. | IyyakaDzalfa (iyyakadzalfa) | 70.80 | 95% | 2023-10-08 |
| 2974. | Quan (quandool) | 70.79 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2975. | TwitBunny (twitbunny) | 70.78 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 2976. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 70.75 | 96.7% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2977. | I type slow (alejandro_1) | 70.74 | 96.8% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2978. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 70.72 | 97.4% | 2024-06-21 |
| 2979. | Xecom (xecom) | 70.71 | 96.4% | 2025-02-02 |
| 2980. | Avi (indonax) | 70.70 | 95.8% | 2024-04-02 |
| 2981. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 70.67 | 93.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2982. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 70.62 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2983. | fleece (fleece_johnson) | 70.59 | 97.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 2984. | Brock (bgilliam55) | 70.54 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2985. | iwqya (iwqya) | 70.53 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 2986. | Holly (hollymai) | 70.51 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2987. | zakoza (zakoza) | 70.45 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 2988. | Kelp (klaptep) | 70.45 | 96% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2989. | _Cosmos_ (_cosmos_) | 70.36 | 96.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2990. | eric (ericpr) | 70.33 | 95% | 2023-12-06 |
| 2991. | sillyrattytom (sillyrattytom) | 70.32 | 95% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2992. | Nahverkehr (nahverkehr) | 70.32 | 97% | 2023-07-15 |
| 2993. | joe (joeyvojvodich) | 70.32 | 95.1% | 2024-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |