The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12257. | (albeehunter) | 84.43 | 88% | 2013-05-02 |
| 12258. | (mark3rz) | 84.43 | 96% | 2013-01-17 |
| 12259. | (axium403) | 84.43 | 92% | 2016-02-29 |
| 12260. | (ddang94) | 84.42 | 92% | 2013-07-10 |
| 12261. | (neepwithin) | 84.42 | 99% | 2021-09-02 |
| 12262. | Nik (iiirxs) | 84.42 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 12263. | (bioluminescent) | 84.42 | 97.1% | 2023-09-26 |
| 12264. | (aldrichamo) | 84.42 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12265. | (vatyr) | 84.42 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 12266. | (pmgett) | 84.42 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 12267. | (cubeyfantwo) | 84.41 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 12268. | (jscuto) | 84.41 | 91% | 2013-03-10 |
| 12269. | (justkarandeep) | 84.41 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 12270. | Sick (sickguy) | 84.41 | 95% | 2022-11-26 |
| 12271. | (skylane) | 84.41 | 97% | 2013-12-13 |
| 12272. | (mrtigar) | 84.41 | 98% | 2016-06-20 |
| 12273. | (thespot84) | 84.40 | 94% | 2011-07-25 |
| 12274. | (koyoto) | 84.40 | 96% | 2013-12-21 |
| 12275. | (indexer) | 84.40 | 96% | 2013-12-27 |
| 12276. | Ivan (agrus) | 84.40 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 12277. | (sushilp) | 84.39 | 96% | 2014-02-04 |
| 12278. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 84.39 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 12279. | (mm_food) | 84.38 | 95.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 12280. | (zxcn) | 84.38 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12281. | (justacookiee) | 84.38 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 12282. | (ustinj) | 84.38 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12283. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 84.38 | 92% | 2013-02-28 |
| 12284. | (hateself) | 84.38 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 12285. | (ekuplosion) | 84.38 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 12286. | (amichael) | 84.38 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |