So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21681. | Frederik (fedrico) | 65.12 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 21682. | (uneasybbj) | 65.12 | 90% | 2012-12-14 |
| 21683. | Zhadyra (zhettus) | 65.12 | 96% | 2023-06-11 |
| 21684. | (punderland) | 65.12 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 21685. | (arthi98) | 65.12 | 91% | 2013-02-01 |
| 21686. | (toxikpandakoi) | 65.12 | 94% | 2012-03-09 |
| 21687. | (tboyle6870) | 65.12 | 89% | 2017-04-14 |
| 21688. | (lizard117) | 65.12 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 21689. | (cody252) | 65.12 | 93% | 2014-05-13 |
| 21690. | Filip (filipbitola) | 65.12 | 94% | 2011-12-05 |
| 21691. | (randyli) | 65.11 | 94% | 2022-10-29 |
| 21692. | (boazclefairy) | 65.11 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 21693. | (calafa) | 65.11 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 21694. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 65.11 | 95.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 21695. | (fabrics) | 65.11 | 92% | 2013-11-10 |
| 21696. | (lamal) | 65.11 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 21697. | (pengy64646) | 65.10 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 21698. | (nasir_hussain) | 65.10 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 21699. | Tonmaii (tonmaiii) | 65.10 | 94% | 2023-03-08 |
| 21700. | (sy13197) | 65.10 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 21701. | (mil0ck) | 65.10 | 90% | 2014-07-01 |
| 21702. | (ggaarryy12340) | 65.10 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 21703. | (increasespeed) | 65.10 | 98% | 2012-09-22 |
| 21704. | (delbboski) | 65.10 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 21705. | (pemberton47) | 65.10 | 93% | 2012-11-17 |
| 21706. | Reuben (electriclzombie) | 65.10 | 97% | 2013-11-21 |
| 21707. | (amaranathfodcgisl) | 65.09 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 21708. | (explodingbug4) | 65.09 | 91% | 2015-12-03 |
| 21709. | Ahmed (ahmedeid) | 65.09 | 92% | 2016-12-23 |
| 21710. | (twister789) | 65.09 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |