The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24446. | Stephen (stephensantilli) | 64.88 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
| 24447. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 64.88 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 24448. | 风中凌乱的小蜜桃 (y... | 64.88 | 95% | 2013-06-29 |
| 24449. | Kimberlysu (kimsue1013) | 64.88 | 88% | 2016-05-11 |
| 24450. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 64.87 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
| 24451. | Mike (mtwomey) | 64.87 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 24452. | Blue (bluey6mbd) | 64.87 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 24453. | Saugat (acharya_saugat) | 64.87 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 24454. | EJ (ejglobal) | 64.86 | 94.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24455. | Vanesa (vanesa2943) | 64.86 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 24456. | Popupro (popupro) | 64.86 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 24457. | Lightning (lightningfastt) | 64.86 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 24458. | Spartan Warrior (gerogeka1111) | 64.86 | 94% | 2021-11-01 |
| 24459. | Simon (cimon423) | 64.86 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 24460. | Ashley (italian84) | 64.86 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 24461. | Anneke (annekesl) | 64.86 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 24462. | Godtyper (practicetype8781) | 64.85 | 96% | 2023-07-27 |
| 24463. | Daniel (d123aniel) | 64.85 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 24464. | hrithik (hri7238) | 64.85 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 24465. | Avery (scrub4life) | 64.85 | 95% | 2016-01-08 |
| 24466. | Lucy (happyballerina) | 64.85 | 97% | 2012-08-28 |
| 24467. | Kipahe (kipahe) | 64.85 | 96% | 2018-07-07 |
| 24468. | Xlvr (xlvr) | 64.85 | 92% | 2015-11-13 |
| 24469. | Cătălin ---- music_catali... | 64.85 | 96% | 2013-08-26 |
| 24470. | Luke (liroj) | 64.85 | 98% | 2016-07-16 |
| 24471. | Zewz (incon) | 64.85 | 95% | 2016-12-20 |
| 24472. | Barac (hamazew) | 64.84 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 24473. | Preston (presto260) | 64.84 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 24474. | Hugo (skullp) | 64.84 | 91% | 2014-03-22 |
| 24475. | Zambini (moonana) | 64.83 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |