The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16437. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (nimthedib) | 77.73 | 95% | 2023-02-13 |
| 16438. | Sunshine (jingle90) | 77.73 | 100% | 2021-03-11 |
| 16439. | yeet (yeetanut) | 77.73 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 16440. | Frish (ishall_07) | 77.73 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 16441. | Trevor (tea_dog) | 77.73 | 95% | 2014-08-04 |
| 16442. | Deron (derontypistpianoplayer) | 77.73 | 95% | 2012-01-31 |
| 16443. | SuperAdrianna (superadrianna) | 77.72 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
| 16444. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 77.72 | 86% | 2015-12-02 |
| 16445. | Ira (iranite) | 77.72 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 16446. | a (abox) | 77.71 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 16447. | Alex (axr123) | 77.71 | 93% | 2011-10-14 |
| 16448. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 77.71 | 95.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 16449. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 77.70 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 16450. | Zheng (yeet1cus) | 77.70 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 16451. | Nguyen Thu Trang (ntt161) | 77.70 | 97% | 2011-10-09 |
| 16452. | Vasco (vascof) | 77.70 | 90% | 2015-11-29 |
| 16453. | Kevin (mezak73) | 77.69 | 96% | 2014-07-31 |
| 16454. | Nguyễn Trần (dattran03) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 16455. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 77.69 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 16456. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 77.69 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 16457. | shila (shila) | 77.69 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 16458. | batu kota (ngeseks) | 77.69 | 90% | 2012-05-10 |
| 16459. | Patrick (pmahones) | 77.69 | 93% | 2013-10-01 |
| 16460. | P (birchum2) | 77.69 | 94% | 2013-12-11 |
| 16461. | Ruben (cerane) | 77.68 | 90% | 2016-01-03 |
| 16462. | Anubhav (etra_567) | 77.68 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 16463. | Margo (margo) | 77.68 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 16464. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 77.68 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 16465. | Abrar (abrar_al_samit) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 16466. | Kelley (pomona) | 77.67 | 94% | 2011-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |