As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4118. | Cameu (cameu) | 100.87 | 99% | 2023-12-28 |
| 4119. | FoFo (fofire) | 100.87 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 4120. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 100.86 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 4121. | Speed (thenimblefinger) | 100.86 | 93% | 2016-12-31 |
| 4122. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 100.86 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
| 4123. | ahmadMego (reasonistian33) | 100.85 | 99% | 2025-02-16 |
| 4124. | wkkejdjfjf (wkkejdjfjf) | 100.85 | 96% | 2025-04-11 |
| 4125. | Joel (epicular) | 100.85 | 99% | 2018-02-12 |
| 4126. | BigHoss (hoss330) | 100.84 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 4127. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 100.84 | 99% | 2025-05-02 |
| 4128. | nitewaver (spita) | 100.84 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 4129. | Jaguar (jaguar21) | 100.84 | 99% | 2015-05-17 |
| 4130. | Venkatraman (ivenky) | 100.83 | 99% | 2023-10-03 |
| 4131. | Stelios (paff) | 100.83 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 4132. | UrNm (shushworld) | 100.83 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 4133. | ManHungryLibrarian (samanth... | 100.83 | 99% | 2018-06-18 |
| 4134. | tstats[inbredturtle] (inbre... | 100.82 | 99% | 2022-07-03 |
| 4135. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 100.82 | 94% | 2015-05-14 |
| 4136. | Alex (ag127) | 100.81 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 4137. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 100.81 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4138. | Adas (auganov) | 100.81 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 4139. | apoorv (covfere) | 100.79 | 98.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| 4140. | alex (exdunn) | 100.77 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
| 4141. | benito (thugswag) | 100.76 | 97% | 2015-08-18 |
| 4142. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 100.75 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 4143. | Roma (useflame) | 100.75 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
| 4144. | Pär (plund) | 100.74 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 4145. | xyz (thexyz) | 100.73 | 96% | 2024-05-18 |
| 4146. | Max (maxgallagher) | 100.73 | 98% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4147. | Nikhil (haddr) | 100.71 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |