I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12306. | Abhinay (apasunuri) | 80.66 | 97.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12307. | JK (jkizc00l) | 80.66 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 12308. | Pune (pune) | 80.66 | 92% | 2013-10-03 |
| 12309. | JC (jcfermin) | 80.66 | 97% | 2017-05-03 |
| 12310. | Jesus is Lord (smricha1) | 80.65 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 12311. | Kristin (thecityspins) | 80.65 | 95% | 2022-06-10 |
| 12312. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 80.65 | 96.5% | 2023-08-02 |
| 12313. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 80.65 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 12314. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 80.65 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 12315. | 2XKO WAITING ROOM (bloodyra... | 80.65 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 12316. | Liane (lianesol) | 80.65 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 12317. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 80.65 | 95% | 2015-04-28 |
| 12318. | Nicky (nicky027) | 80.65 | 95% | 2016-06-04 |
| 12319. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 80.64 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 12320. | Elizabeth (elizabeth0) | 80.64 | 90% | 2015-11-11 |
| 12321. | Bryan (bvesey77) | 80.64 | 95% | 2014-03-13 |
| 12322. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 80.63 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 12323. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 80.63 | 92% | 2016-12-19 |
| 12324. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 80.63 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 12325. | iNACTiVE (inactive) | 80.63 | 95% | 2013-09-17 |
| 12326. | Allen (123theprodigy) | 80.62 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 12327. | Marc (mjaquiler) | 80.62 | 96% | 2014-12-22 |
| 12328. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 80.62 | 96% | 2011-08-06 |
| 12329. | Baris (rottened) | 80.62 | 94% | 2015-12-27 |
| 12330. | race selection (playslowave... | 80.62 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 12331. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 80.61 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 12332. | run_ (run_) | 80.61 | 97% | 2023-10-15 |
| 12333. | Michael (pizzadeliveryguy) | 80.61 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 12334. | Henrikas (henrikas) | 80.61 | 91% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12335. | »»════SACHIN™... | 80.61 | 93% | 2013-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |