And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11700. | Lalapopo (lalapopo123) | 94.00 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11701. | Zailos (zailos18) | 94.00 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 11702. | Thanasi (thebestatbeingtheg... | 94.00 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
| 11703. | Wyatt (millybay) | 93.99 | 93% | 2016-08-30 |
| 11704. | Ricky (derangeddirector) | 93.99 | 99% | 2011-11-29 |
| 11705. | Robert (jstlink) | 93.99 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 11706. | Muni (iluvamsa) | 93.98 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 11707. | Scott (glorfindel1975) | 93.98 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 11708. | Argo (argonautika) | 93.97 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 11709. | Sind (sindorus) | 93.97 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 11710. | A man doesn't know how to s... | 93.97 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 11711. | will (zootzootie) | 93.97 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11712. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 93.97 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 11713. | Jordan (catdog567) | 93.97 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 11714. | momo (momonoyoru) | 93.97 | 92% | 2012-05-06 |
| 11715. | lordvj (lordvj) | 93.97 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 11716. | Khanh (aygentp) | 93.96 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 11717. | Inactiv (inactivak) | 93.96 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 11718. | aislinn (flme_5) | 93.96 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 11719. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 93.96 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11720. | Varun (vvv44) | 93.96 | 94% | 2015-01-29 |
| 11721. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 93.96 | 99% | 2019-08-28 |
| 11722. | Nicole (nicolez) | 93.95 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
| 11723. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 93.95 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11724. | Broken (avharus) | 93.95 | 91% | 2013-02-02 |
| 11725. | Star (starofdoom) | 93.95 | 93% | 2015-11-13 |
| 11726. | David (leepictrollexd) | 93.95 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 11727. | Aren (akev2794) | 93.94 | 92% | 2015-12-26 |
| 11728. | Kai (bakkoutou) | 93.94 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 11729. | Jakey (yomantos) | 93.94 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |