Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13286. | Diana (dkl2108_dvorak) | 94.81 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 13287. | Christopher (cgogo) | 94.80 | 92% | 2012-09-01 |
| 13288. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 94.80 | 99% | 2018-06-04 |
| 13289. | Julian (thekingjulian) | 94.80 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 13290. | Scott (sisyphus) | 94.80 | 95% | 2016-04-08 |
| 13291. | anjal (anjal23) | 94.79 | 97% | 2025-09-08 |
| 13292. | guest? (bukharilucas) | 94.79 | 100% | 2024-10-28 |
| 13293. | E150D (1omar1) | 94.79 | 95% | 2025-12-28 |
| 13294. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 94.79 | 98% | 2024-11-04 |
| 13295. | Sarah (sazzaai) | 94.79 | 95% | 2024-02-15 |
| 13296. | Andy (acho3) | 94.78 | 94% | 2015-01-15 |
| 13297. | Grant (xetnus) | 94.78 | 93% | 2016-10-10 |
| 13298. | skibidi rizz sigma gyatt (d... | 94.78 | 97.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 13299. | Rob (destructo91) | 94.78 | 96% | 2017-03-31 |
| 13300. | Christian (xtianz459) | 94.78 | 95% | 2015-04-29 |
| 13301. | Justin (arejay) | 94.78 | 95% | 2014-04-14 |
| 13302. | Kinasho (kinasho) | 94.77 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 13303. | Matias (matzefyr) | 94.77 | 90% | 2016-09-23 |
| 13304. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 94.77 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 13305. | Ross (imwos) | 94.77 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 13306. | xoru (xoru) | 94.77 | 94% | 2016-07-18 |
| 13307. | Miku (undeadninja) | 94.76 | 99% | 2021-11-26 |
| 13308. | viktor (viktor01) | 94.76 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
| 13309. | YVN (yvn_2022) | 94.76 | 99% | 2023-01-18 |
| 13310. | ∂ß (sheissuchababe) | 94.76 | 91% | 2015-11-25 |
| 13311. | jorge (jlotheodore) | 94.76 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 13312. | Abizer (abizern) | 94.75 | 99% | 2020-07-04 |
| 13313. | Ben (pro_benny) | 94.75 | 97.7% | 2024-10-04 |
| 13314. | anodle (anadynodle) | 94.74 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 13315. | Ganga (gangamanga) | 94.74 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |