So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11629. | yasmin (yasminplus) | 82.49 | 92% | 2011-05-02 |
| 11630. | Matti (laakos) | 82.49 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 11631. | Jake (pickofdestiny) | 82.49 | 89% | 2013-10-24 |
| 11632. | Maria (mariapuporivero) | 82.48 | 98.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11633. | Reynol (arsen714) | 82.48 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
| 11634. | Esme (esmeb56) | 82.48 | 93% | 2016-05-25 |
| 11635. | paulo (ufvpaulo) | 82.48 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 11636. | Kieran (reptunia) | 82.48 | 98% | 2016-07-14 |
| 11637. | Fuh (sheesh) | 82.48 | 98% | 2012-10-02 |
| 11638. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 82.48 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 11639. | Niclas (aegzor) | 82.47 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
| 11640. | Stuart (superstu22) | 82.47 | 92% | 2015-11-13 |
| 11641. | Timmy (iheretype) | 82.47 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 11642. | atarih (atarih) | 82.47 | 95% | 2014-01-13 |
| 11643. | Sam (full) | 82.47 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 11644. | richardhh (junglyhh) | 82.47 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
| 11645. | Geordie (geordstar123) | 82.46 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 11646. | Moritz (mogottsch) | 82.46 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 11647. | imuri (imuripacheco) | 82.46 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 11648. | frankie (anorxc) | 82.46 | 95% | 2021-05-30 |
| 11649. | haha01haha01 (haha01haha01) | 82.46 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 11650. | Gideon (gwong97) | 82.46 | 98% | 2016-12-17 |
| 11651. | Euan (darkrygen) | 82.45 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 11652. | Peter (avezan) | 82.45 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11653. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 82.45 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 11654. | Het (hettyhoyles) | 82.45 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 11655. | Stephen (sorrow133) | 82.45 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 11656. | YenShuo (yenshuo) | 82.45 | 98% | 2013-07-31 |
| 11657. | Colemakn00b (colemakn00b) | 82.45 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 11658. | Jamie (rium9) | 82.44 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |