Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9533. | cubeian (cubeian) | 82.41 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9534. | Fernando (fercv19) | 82.41 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9535. | Sim (simron_) | 82.39 | 97.7% | 2024-04-01 |
| 9536. | taha (tahashemy) | 82.38 | 97.4% | 2023-10-08 |
| 9537. | morgon (morgon_of_hed) | 82.38 | 98% | 2025-01-06 |
| 9538. | Alex (alexk123) | 82.38 | 96.4% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9539. | maikim (maikim) | 82.38 | 99% | 2021-08-14 |
| 9540. | kamalesan (kamalesan) | 82.37 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 9541. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 82.37 | 95% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9542. | Happy (ragtag) | 82.36 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9543. | Pupapupa (pupapupa171) | 82.35 | 97% | 2025-10-12 |
| 9544. | Global (global_typer69) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 9545. | Joshua (jawsh_42) | 82.35 | 96.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 9546. | Chirag (coldblow) | 82.34 | 97% | 2024-06-18 |
| 9547. | byron (bozzarf) | 82.34 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 9548. | jcm (jan500) | 82.34 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 9549. | imtiaz (imti4z) | 82.33 | 95% | 2024-12-03 |
| 9550. | Danilo (danilo023) | 82.33 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 9551. | realtor Hao Li (realestatehao) | 82.33 | 96% | 2023-11-23 |
| 9552. | Hafiz (huseynoff) | 82.32 | 97.7% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9553. | EM_K (em_k) | 82.32 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 9554. | OriginTwo (typer_j41) | 82.32 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9555. | Mizzy (mr_mizzy) | 82.31 | 97.1% | 2024-03-26 |
| 9556. | hot (hotsingle) | 82.31 | 97.4% | 2023-12-17 |
| 9557. | Nick (nparenteau) | 82.31 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9558. | maniongo (dlaj) | 82.30 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 9559. | Nate (natekid11) | 82.30 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 9560. | Xueyi (cheemagan) | 82.29 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9561. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 82.29 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 9562. | Kwan (ckksimon) | 82.29 | 95% | 2023-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |