See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9226. | Jean (jeanjimenez) | 84.46 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9227. | Aldin (aldinn_) | 84.46 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9228. | Khatna (khatnabold) | 84.46 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 9229. | Steve (srd93) | 84.46 | 97.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| 9230. | Faelen (faelen_4) | 84.45 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 9231. | king (kingclem) | 84.45 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9232. | Bat (mcbat) | 84.45 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 9233. | shui (sammi76) | 84.45 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 9234. | Dustin (dusitnj) | 84.45 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9235. | FrostyInfinitum (frostyinfi... | 84.44 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9236. | Zalda (zalda) | 84.44 | 95% | 2025-06-29 |
| 9237. | Maciej (movethismelon) | 84.44 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9238. | Mani (93z9a) | 84.44 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 9239. | Empirix (empirix) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 9240. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 9241. | DMack (dmack98) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9242. | Imran (imrun) | 84.43 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 9243. | Aaron (aaronlimyc9) | 84.43 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9244. | atef (atef_7534) | 84.43 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9245. | justavg (justavg) | 84.43 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 9246. | Said Umer (saidii) | 84.42 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 9247. | Jiggen (ggenji69) | 84.42 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9248. | Soph (sssoooppphhh) | 84.41 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 9249. | Trevor Day (trevormicday) | 84.40 | 98% | 2024-07-11 |
| 9250. | Jojo (jojocalabza) | 84.40 | 98.4% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9251. | Sasim (sasim) | 84.40 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9252. | Arnav (cricketman360) | 84.39 | 96% | 2025-04-04 |
| 9253. | Kyle (impossibleguy34) | 84.39 | 95.8% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9254. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 84.39 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 9255. | b (3betpunts) | 84.38 | 96.7% | 2024-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |