And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28988. | AUDI (kangaroo) | 64.70 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 28989. | Amr (xslash11) | 64.70 | 92% | 2012-08-30 |
| 28990. | YedJu (yedju667) | 64.69 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 28991. | Xeterb (xeterb) | 64.69 | 94% | 2022-03-31 |
| 28992. | Amare (endmaster64) | 64.69 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 28993. | Nikhil (beel85) | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 28994. | Shivam (exergo) | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 28995. | التونسي (gauss007) | 64.69 | 92% | 2015-03-01 |
| 28996. | phil (phil1) | 64.69 | 97% | 2012-12-10 |
| 28997. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 64.69 | 94% | 2011-12-02 |
| 28998. | Alex (byobcello) | 64.69 | 96% | 2012-03-18 |
| 28999. | An (anphan) | 64.68 | 96.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 29000. | Carey (carey05059) | 64.68 | 91% | 2013-05-06 |
| 29001. | Aidil (aidil_umarov) | 64.68 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 29002. | Rttifuita (rhinotrhino) | 64.68 | 93% | 2013-08-27 |
| 29003. | Eric (d_m_t) | 64.68 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 29004. | CAL (coolcal98) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 29005. | Xotiii (xotiii) | 64.67 | 93% | 2012-07-08 |
| 29006. | Brandon (imritebehndu) | 64.67 | 96% | 2016-07-02 |
| 29007. | A (ajp10304) | 64.67 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 29008. | Tahrea (super_icefury) | 64.67 | 94.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 29009. | crooow (urrmomscockroach) | 64.67 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 29010. | Ben (midsummerknight) | 64.67 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 29011. | Carmine (gnegno) | 64.67 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 29012. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 64.66 | 83% | 2012-02-19 |
| 29013. | Leo (lileo261) | 64.66 | 97% | 2019-10-26 |
| 29014. | Sucipto (showcheap) | 64.66 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 29015. | bachkimz (bachkimz) | 64.66 | 92% | 2012-06-09 |
| 29016. | ada (cosmic_pimp) | 64.65 | 94% | 2023-03-21 |
| 29017. | Zeroed (zeroed_) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |