I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14008. | God'sFavSon (alex50k) | 77.53 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 14009. | Bob (typeracerd) | 77.53 | 96% | 2016-08-05 |
| 14010. | Alexander (typewriter802) | 77.53 | 94% | 2021-04-02 |
| 14011. | kheldiente (kheldiente) | 77.53 | 92% | 2016-11-17 |
| 14012. | Joren (djorren) | 77.52 | 96% | 2024-05-26 |
| 14013. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 77.52 | 97.8% | 2024-11-06 |
| 14014. | Dios (gembili666) | 77.52 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 14015. | Kyle (valruss) | 77.52 | 97% | 2016-06-18 |
| 14016. | kym (kym2006) | 77.52 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 14017. | TRUMP (tiepin) | 77.52 | 98.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14018. | Happy (ragtag) | 77.52 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 14019. | Waitwhat223 (waitwhat223) | 77.51 | 95% | 2025-03-31 |
| 14020. | a7s7h (a7s7h) | 77.51 | 98.2% | 2024-12-17 |
| 14021. | Sprint3rx (sprint3rx) | 77.51 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 14022. | Hafiz (huseynoff) | 77.51 | 96.3% | 2023-12-17 |
| 14023. | Ankeet (slicedclementines) | 77.51 | 94% | 2017-04-04 |
| 14024. | rishh_ (imrishitpant) | 77.50 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 14025. | Makiven (maki_ven) | 77.50 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 14026. | geo (geogeo120) | 77.50 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 14027. | stimo (stimo) | 77.50 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 14028. | narze (narze) | 77.50 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 14029. | Echo (echo316) | 77.49 | 95.5% | 2025-03-31 |
| 14030. | fml (fmldave89) | 77.49 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 14031. | rideler (rideler) | 77.49 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 14032. | Jacob (theinkysquid) | 77.49 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14033. | Chet (chetbaker) | 77.49 | 94% | 2020-02-25 |
| 14034. | Panayiotis (pan4_1z) | 77.49 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 14035. | Richard (cowavenger) | 77.48 | 91% | 2016-10-31 |
| 14036. | Gidean (gidean) | 77.48 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 14037. | Nasos (nasos2311) | 77.48 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |