The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6198. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 98.34 | — | 2009-10-25 |
6199. | Renat (rem132) | 98.34 | — | 2008-10-28 |
6200. | Orin (pigeon0) | 98.34 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
6201. | OsuShallah (rstubtsc) | 98.34 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
6202. | framespersecond (indires) | 98.34 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
6203. | Trackman324 (trackman324) | 98.33 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
6204. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 98.33 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
6205. | Chemist (themamba) | 98.33 | 97% | 2013-12-04 |
6206. | Vlad (flexosaurus) | 98.33 | 97% | 2012-11-13 |
6207. | how! (howtotypefastpleasehelp) | 98.32 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
6208. | Joel (joel_w2) | 98.31 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
6209. | eaasye (eaasye) | 98.31 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
6210. | Teresa (terribear) | 98.31 | 94% | 2011-05-31 |
6211. | Joseph (phylacus) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
6212. | Alan (fearless1333) | 98.31 | 92% | 2012-01-05 |
6213. | Y (kwal) | 98.31 | 96% | 2014-08-22 |
6214. | Justin (justinat) | 98.30 | 95% | 2013-02-04 |
6215. | Smoove (liljuice) | 98.30 | 97.9% | 2021-02-18 |
6216. | Darren (impulsio) | 98.30 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
6217. | Robert (october414) | 98.29 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
6218. | Dr. (drtulung) | 98.29 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
6219. | Xander (xandejesus) | 98.28 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
6220. | uohk (uohk) | 98.28 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
6221. | Bery (chopstickspinoy) | 98.27 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
6222. | u8y7541 (u8y7541) | 98.27 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
6223. | Van (yonomi) | 98.27 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
6224. | eulimp (eulimp) | 98.27 | 98% | 2012-03-02 |
6225. | ben (panda_jellyfam) | 98.26 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
6226. | stanley (stanleyelnats) | 98.26 | 96.1% | 2023-10-29 |
6227. | M (musketeertypist) | 98.26 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |