Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5879. | madhan (maddar) | 41.66 | 93% | 2017-11-09 |
| 5880. | Prakul (prax99) | 41.64 | 95% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5881. | Loki (fuukaeri) | 41.63 | 93% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5882. | Troy (e_girl) | 41.60 | 95% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5883. | Daniel (shifu254) | 41.60 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 5884. | rafi (club86) | 41.58 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
| 5885. | PB (yukiiiipboy) | 41.56 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 5886. | Kimberly (kimmyneps) | 41.55 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 5887. | CK (aceofck) | 41.53 | 92% | 2018-05-10 |
| 5888. | Carash (carash) | 41.51 | 94% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5889. | Chilasak (chilasak) | 41.50 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5890. | Moin (mdsun72) | 41.43 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5891. | milan (milanff) | 41.41 | 94% | 2018-02-18 |
| 5892. | Jakub (jakubko672) | 41.38 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 5893. | yash (the_yash) | 41.33 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5894. | Manjeet (manjeet1528) | 41.32 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5895. | GoldenLemur (impfire) | 41.30 | 94% | 2018-10-28 |
| 5896. | na (burkut) | 41.29 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5897. | rivera (thriftyboss) | 41.27 | 91% | 2018-05-24 |
| 5898. | fuegotomato (mattscharlestt) | 41.24 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5899. | Ihor (discernment) | 41.18 | 95% | 2019-03-21 |
| 5900. | Saidul (saidul_islam) | 41.17 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5901. | Bogdan (bogdanprof) | 41.15 | 93% | 2020-06-13 |
| 5902. | RAJENDRA (rawat77) | 41.14 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5903. | Sam (reason650) | 41.14 | 92% | 2017-10-26 |
| 5904. | Wendy (crystalblue123) | 41.08 | 94% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5905. | Dan (deltaenergy) | 41.08 | 92% | 2018-10-11 |
| 5906. | Jagret (itzzjagret__) | 41.05 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 5907. | EmoTwo9 (emotwo9) | 41.03 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5908. | Josh (joshmv) | 40.95 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |