And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1216. | smrou (smrou) | 134.68 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 1217. | asdf (unibearbear) | 134.68 | 94% | 2011-12-05 |
| 1218. | seq (slownoobtyper) | 134.67 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1219. | N (stereo) | 134.67 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 1220. | J (erby) | 134.67 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 1221. | (rayer) | 134.66 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 1222. | Brian (bgodbgg) | 134.63 | 97% | 2013-10-11 |
| 1223. | JB (wtfhowareyousofast) | 134.62 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 1224. | Andrey (schizo_guy) | 134.62 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 1225. | Austin (dontrun) | 134.62 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 1226. | Patrick (verona) | 134.61 | 99% | 2013-02-23 |
| 1227. | Jake (kaliace) | 134.60 | 96% | 2013-12-19 |
| 1228. | Scott (scottdonaldson) | 134.59 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
| 1229. | cfe (prgmlu) | 134.59 | 99% | 2015-07-13 |
| 1230. | Raoof (raoof) | 134.58 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1231. | Ian Brandon Anderson (hi_i_... | 134.58 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1232. | Comeonn1 (comeonn1) | 134.57 | 98% | 2016-11-27 |
| 1233. | Impediment (impediment) | 134.57 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1234. | (onah) | 134.56 | 100% | 2023-03-05 |
| 1235. | BOBMAN4900tstats[bobman4900... | 134.56 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 1236. | Thunderstorm (thunderst0rm27) | 134.52 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 1237. | Frank (franko) | 134.52 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 1238. | Silent_One (get_a_lif3) | 134.52 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1239. | Ted (xted) | 134.52 | 99.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 1240. | Kevin (azninvazn) | 134.50 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 1241. | no accuracy. can't type (gr... | 134.50 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 1242. | Kevin (brahnji) | 134.49 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 1243. | Sam (samiznasty) | 134.49 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 1244. | slow (slow) | 134.47 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 1245. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 134.45 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |