I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1767. | oskar (oskaraka) | 88.91 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 1768. | viananan (viananannn) | 88.90 | 97.2% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1769. | Sunoo (seonu) | 88.89 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 1770. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-12-24 |
| 1771. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 88.87 | 97.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1772. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 88.86 | 97.1% | 2025-01-14 |
| 1773. | Joe (afromonkey) | 88.81 | 96% | 2025-03-25 |
| 1774. | bray (sexhaver25) | 88.81 | 97.1% | 2024-05-11 |
| 1775. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 88.78 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1776. | Invis (invis_lurker) | 88.75 | 96% | 2025-03-01 |
| 1777. | Cedrick (ceddyj) | 88.74 | 98% | 2024-05-17 |
| 1778. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 88.73 | 99% | 2024-06-16 |
| 1779. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 88.73 | 94.6% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1780. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 88.73 | 94.7% | 2024-09-20 |
| 1781. | Michael (val_slow) | 88.72 | 97.8% | 2024-10-07 |
| 1782. | k (mc0sta) | 88.71 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1783. | Rav (impaledbison) | 88.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1784. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 88.67 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1785. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 88.63 | 96.3% | 2024-05-14 |
| 1786. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 88.62 | 96.3% | 2024-04-19 |
| 1787. | Sohei (sohei) | 88.60 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 1788. | Philius (phi1ius) | 88.59 | 95% | 2025-03-21 |
| 1789. | Moon (albertasdude) | 88.58 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1790. | victoria (victypesandstuff) | 88.58 | 96% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1791. | Drey (ellendren) | 88.56 | 97.2% | 2024-10-23 |
| 1792. | Matt (buckayow) | 88.54 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 1793. | Emily (emklof92) | 88.52 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 1794. | spad1e (spad1e) | 88.51 | 95.9% | 2025-01-09 |
| 1795. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 88.49 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 1796. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 88.46 | 95.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |