And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18442. | kyle (poyser) | 81.87 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 18443. | de_troit (de_troit) | 81.87 | 92% | 2013-12-01 |
| 18444. | Peter (buck306) | 81.87 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 18445. | Carl (carlbager) | 81.87 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 18446. | Josh (breezychain) | 81.86 | 94% | 2012-10-25 |
| 18447. | Khanh (bigbrain) | 81.85 | 99% | 2011-11-24 |
| 18448. | Dro (dro421) | 81.85 | 91% | 2014-07-11 |
| 18449. | cin (ciann) | 81.85 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 18450. | Adam (iadam368) | 81.84 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 18451. | Sunny (netherlight) | 81.84 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 18452. | Fast&Furious7 (fastandfurio... | 81.84 | 98% | 2014-02-12 |
| 18453. | Jay (jayderby) | 81.84 | 97% | 2015-03-07 |
| 18454. | Wtb Mrs.Chu (dadps) | 81.84 | 87% | 2015-04-20 |
| 18455. | Kat (kitty_c) | 81.84 | 88% | 2017-04-03 |
| 18456. | Piotr (pmurach) | 81.84 | 95% | 2014-09-20 |
| 18457. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 81.84 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 18458. | Josh (syztyqus) | 81.83 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 18459. | Mango (kn1ghtz) | 81.83 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
| 18460. | Catalin (catalinpavel04) | 81.83 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 18461. | Rav (impaledbison) | 81.83 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 18462. | Raz (adashi) | 81.83 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18463. | Salman (xinvokeroffice) | 81.82 | 97.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 18464. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 81.82 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 18465. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 81.82 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 18466. | sp1cyl1ght (sp1cyl1ght) | 81.82 | 98.8% | 2023-08-13 |
| 18467. | Ramin (ramin2dkami) | 81.82 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 18468. | Gökhan (hazee) | 81.82 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 18469. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 81.81 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 18470. | Facha (facha) | 81.81 | 96% | 2014-01-06 |
| 18471. | Mediumsecy (mediumsecy) | 81.81 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |