As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6691. | Math (faster_babe) | 92.13 | 99% | 2021-09-16 |
| 6692. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 92.13 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 6693. | John (liuz9) | 92.12 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6694. | Chris (chrislh221) | 92.12 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6695. | ajrv (aamodvarma) | 92.12 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 6696. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 92.12 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 6697. | jennyjenjen (jennyjenjen) | 92.12 | 99% | 2015-10-21 |
| 6698. | Jen (jen8) | 92.12 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 6699. | Michal Alexander Hajlasz (m... | 92.11 | 97.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| 6700. | ihateracism123 (ihateracism... | 92.11 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 6701. | Y (yungkitchensink) | 92.11 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 6702. | Evils (evils_dvorak) | 92.11 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 6703. | san (nianen88) | 92.10 | 95% | 2016-01-24 |
| 6704. | george (doctoras) | 92.10 | 98% | 2015-10-29 |
| 6705. | Nima (eramthgin) | 92.09 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
| 6706. | Cory (coryandrewwest) | 92.09 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
| 6707. | Simon (imp4l3r) | 92.08 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 6708. | Hi (monk_e) | 92.08 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 6709. | Luke (lmonington) | 92.08 | 91% | 2015-07-21 |
| 6710. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 92.08 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 6711. | alex (schafted361) | 92.08 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 6712. | Milo (milo88) | 92.05 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 6713. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 92.05 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 6714. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 92.05 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 6715. | Mikey (kingmikey) | 92.04 | 97% | 2024-10-02 |
| 6716. | yoda (dvorak_dood) | 92.04 | 99% | 2023-12-18 |
| 6717. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 92.04 | 99.3% | 2023-06-09 |
| 6718. | Fortune (asadkhan10x) | 92.04 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
| 6719. | Zankel (zankel) | 92.03 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 6720. | Ordinary (durianhotpot) | 92.03 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |