The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19404. | Stocobe (stocobe_007) | 74.64 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 19405. | mathemage (mathemage) | 74.64 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 19406. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 74.64 | 98% | 2024-12-07 |
| 19407. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (nimthedib) | 74.64 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 19408. | my fingers are slow (jay12310) | 74.64 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 19409. | Renchenchen (renchenchen) | 74.64 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 19410. | Sara (speedysara) | 74.64 | 99% | 2014-11-07 |
| 19411. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 74.63 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
| 19412. | Timothy (abalonewhisperer) | 74.63 | 98% | 2025-01-01 |
| 19413. | vinayv (vadizv) | 74.63 | 94.6% | 2024-03-27 |
| 19414. | Simon (hainam1207) | 74.63 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 19415. | Marc (anynameisfine) | 74.63 | 92% | 2014-10-23 |
| 19416. | Candy (seasellsshells) | 74.63 | 92% | 2013-01-08 |
| 19417. | Jay (scuba44s) | 74.63 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 19418. | KLITSCHKO (dr_steel_hammer) | 74.63 | 94% | 2013-01-20 |
| 19419. | Blafl (blafl) | 74.63 | 93% | 2016-06-12 |
| 19420. | KillSwitch (killswitch248) | 74.62 | 94.2% | 2025-02-05 |
| 19421. | 王梓墨 (keywinter) | 74.62 | 97.2% | 2025-04-05 |
| 19422. | Imnon (imnx) | 74.62 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 19423. | ya (yaaab) | 74.62 | 98.7% | 2024-04-09 |
| 19424. | Aiz (metalhe4der) | 74.62 | 96% | 2019-03-25 |
| 19425. | beereye (buhryeuhn) | 74.62 | 87% | 2014-03-12 |
| 19426. | Izuku (izuku_bad_at_tr) | 74.62 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 19427. | Jan (shortext) | 74.62 | 96% | 2025-05-05 |
| 19428. | Jakub (xaneth) | 74.62 | 92% | 2014-10-09 |
| 19429. | Buu Vinh (buuvinhpro) | 74.62 | 96% | 2012-03-18 |
| 19430. | keyboard_crasher (keyboard_... | 74.61 | 97% | 2024-11-19 |
| 19431. | jae (jaep) | 74.61 | 95.6% | 2024-10-24 |
| 19432. | Jason (feenixtm) | 74.61 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
| 19433. | smug (smugwise_the_brave) | 74.61 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |