Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1027. | (sunaisaqt) | 126.10 | 96.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 1028. | (apefoot) | 126.09 | 98.3% | 2025-04-08 |
| 1029. | nuns (mchltang) | 126.09 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
| 1030. | (wardenod17) | 126.07 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1031. | (jlin526) | 126.07 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 1032. | (hirundinidae) | 126.05 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 1033. | (ajwilder) | 126.04 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 1034. | Unsolved (unsolvedcypher) | 126.03 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 1035. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 126.01 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 1036. | (kris_z) | 126.00 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 1037. | (aksseet) | 125.99 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 1038. | sly (slymaster11) | 125.98 | 99% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1039. | rclim95 (rclim95) | 125.97 | 100% | 2024-05-09 |
| 1040. | Just a man in a hotdog van ... | 125.97 | 97.5% | 2023-05-25 |
| 1041. | (kanekane) | 125.91 | 97.5% | 2025-03-29 |
| 1042. | (mjtsquared) | 125.91 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 1043. | (immikeylee) | 125.90 | 100% | 2022-10-25 |
| 1044. | (notofu) | 125.87 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 1045. | (aelius_rollla) | 125.86 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 1046. | (alberttheslime) | 125.85 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 1047. | (mechanical_man) | 125.85 | 99% | 2023-06-14 |
| 1048. | (dbatac) | 125.83 | 99% | 2026-02-13 |
| 1049. | (yimin123) | 125.80 | 99% | 2020-12-22 |
| 1050. | zhlmsji (pathhologic) | 125.79 | 99% | 2025-03-09 |
| 1051. | Yuhang (yuhang0722) | 125.79 | 98.6% | 2023-06-12 |
| 1052. | (derherpderderp) | 125.64 | 99.8% | 2025-04-21 |
| 1053. | (juju_beans) | 125.64 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1054. | mrpootato (mrpootato) | 125.62 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1055. | (tom_lol) | 125.61 | 98% | 2024-08-12 |
| 1056. | (tanuj23) | 125.57 | 98.8% | 2024-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |