I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1972. | (jf4iq0z) | 123.66 | 99% | 2021-07-03 |
| 1973. | (tagendorr) | 123.64 | 99% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1974. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 123.61 | 99.4% | 2023-11-06 |
| 1975. | Spring (springbaron) | 123.61 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 1976. | Meh (meh321) | 123.61 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1977. | 🅹🅰🆅🅴 (killer8hy... | 123.60 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 1978. | (yabberwocky) | 123.59 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 1979. | (realrealyalan) | 123.59 | 98.8% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1980. | (caraxd) | 123.56 | 100% | 2025-12-27 |
| 1981. | (thebaneet) | 123.56 | 100% | 2025-09-10 |
| 1982. | (kyasuu) | 123.56 | 100% | 2023-04-04 |
| 1983. | (tarankloty) | 123.52 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| 1984. | Phil (miss_you_reck) | 123.51 | 99% | 2021-10-24 |
| 1985. | (cyan_ink) | 123.48 | 99% | 2017-05-01 |
| 1986. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 123.47 | 98.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1987. | (justkeyboardang) | 123.47 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 1988. | goth girls (joehandsome) | 123.45 | 100% | 2026-02-19 |
| 1989. | (immikeylee) | 123.45 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 1990. | (mtreibes) | 123.45 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1991. | (dvorak_only_challenge) | 123.43 | 99% | 2025-10-21 |
| 1992. | (determination_) | 123.43 | 99% | 2021-08-28 |
| 1993. | aether (romaxion) | 123.42 | 99% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1994. | (cratman9) | 123.40 | 99% | 2025-11-15 |
| 1995. | (typingaccount2) | 123.40 | 99% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1996. | (aelius_rollla) | 123.39 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 1997. | (aokuthedragon) | 123.37 | 99% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1998. | (jahji) | 123.37 | 98.2% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1999. | (tisurend) | 123.37 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| 2000. | (happy_typist) | 123.35 | 99% | 2025-06-26 |
| 2001. | (tantantantantan) | 123.35 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |