What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 923. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 90.71 | 98% | 2018-07-28 |
| 924. | Danat (danat_2001) | 90.71 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 925. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 90.68 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 926. | Kent (kfreezen) | 90.66 | 99% | 2020-02-12 |
| 927. | Ming (swamis) | 90.66 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 928. | man (speedweeweeman) | 90.66 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 929. | Jizz (mamski) | 90.65 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 930. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 90.62 | 96% | 2019-07-14 |
| 931. | Philip (phlipster) | 90.62 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 932. | elnino (elnio2803) | 90.61 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 933. | Lauto (fuji_puji) | 90.60 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 934. | steff (_stuf) | 90.59 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 935. | Havoc616 (havoc616) | 90.59 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 936. | Britt (broxy) | 90.58 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 937. | Ronald (primarch) | 90.49 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 938. | peepeegod (shweggy) | 90.47 | 96% | 2018-12-25 |
| 939. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 90.46 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 940. | sally (creamdonut) | 90.43 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 941. | Brigid (riniti) | 90.43 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 942. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 90.41 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 943. | Keegan (klav) | 90.41 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 944. | Timothy (kadisontsh) | 90.38 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 945. | Kerolyte (kerolyte) | 90.36 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 946. | Kavika (kavika30) | 90.33 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 947. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 90.32 | 98% | 2017-12-23 |
| 948. | uniracer (uniracer) | 90.26 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 949. | Zack (ford_festiva) | 90.21 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 950. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 90.20 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 951. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 90.20 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 952. | Jaris (xersai) | 90.17 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |