And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2573. | (lonelyphoenix7) | 123.43 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 2574. | (lightshade) | 123.43 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 2575. | (dexdexdex) | 123.42 | 98% | 2015-08-04 |
| 2576. | (zacktypesandstuff) | 123.42 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 2577. | (pjayys) | 123.42 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2578. | (sabelle_) | 123.41 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 2579. | (ryaichu) | 123.40 | 100% | 2014-08-25 |
| 2580. | Mikey (miket349) | 123.39 | 100% | 2018-03-12 |
| 2581. | (sebadam) | 123.39 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 2582. | (razgrizaces) | 123.39 | 95% | 2017-01-23 |
| 2583. | Mike (miker23) | 123.39 | 97% | 2016-10-05 |
| 2584. | Marc (ratshepard) | 123.38 | 99% | 2022-12-05 |
| 2585. | (gillygirls) | 123.36 | 99% | 2016-06-21 |
| 2586. | (tryagainplss) | 123.35 | 96% | 2014-03-24 |
| 2587. | (maybenonquit) | 123.34 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 2588. | eric (supercire) | 123.34 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 2589. | (immikeylee) | 123.33 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 2590. | Jazzysheep (jazzysheep) | 123.33 | 92% | 2012-03-02 |
| 2591. | (jinxfox) | 123.32 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 2592. | (aidan9500) | 123.31 | 98.8% | 2023-07-18 |
| 2593. | (blindingangel) | 123.31 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 2594. | ender (_ender_) | 123.31 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 2595. | (dankhank) | 123.31 | 97% | 2015-04-02 |
| 2596. | (weeeekaleab) | 123.31 | 90% | 2014-08-15 |
| 2597. | Ma (silma) | 123.31 | 99% | 2014-01-11 |
| 2598. | Matthew Peter (mdean) | 123.31 | 97% | 2013-07-06 |
| 2599. | (nesboy) | 123.30 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 2600. | (43243264) | 123.29 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| 2601. | (mremperus) | 123.29 | 95% | 2012-03-25 |
| 2602. | blaze (blaise) | 123.29 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |