So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15324. | ⚡ (otomo) | 76.07 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 15325. | Deron (derontypistpianoplayer) | 76.07 | 95% | 2011-09-11 |
| 15326. | Chatham (cala95) | 76.06 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 15327. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 76.06 | 91% | 2016-02-11 |
| 15328. | Alexander (jopler) | 76.06 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 15329. | Ethan (freeeeese) | 76.06 | 92% | 2017-04-05 |
| 15330. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 76.06 | 90% | 2015-11-14 |
| 15331. | Aaron (cocotato) | 76.06 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
| 15332. | Melissa (mmuiz001) | 76.05 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 15333. | Ali (amizan8653) | 76.05 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 15334. | Benny (quads) | 76.05 | 95.4% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15335. | Lobster🦞 (itisu127) | 76.05 | 96.2% | 2023-10-15 |
| 15336. | Gray (ryodansai) | 76.05 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 15337. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 76.05 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 15338. | jimmy (phong_nguyen296) | 76.05 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 15339. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 76.05 | 91% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15340. | MDWizard (mdwizard) | 76.04 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 15341. | Chelsea (tippitytypitty) | 76.04 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 15342. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 76.04 | 94% | 2020-04-02 |
| 15343. | Plez (plez) | 76.04 | 92% | 2015-04-11 |
| 15344. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 76.04 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15345. | HeYLmeGN (sergei1152) | 76.04 | 91% | 2016-09-17 |
| 15346. | Internomalocaris (internoma... | 76.04 | 93% | 2015-03-12 |
| 15347. | William (speier70) | 76.04 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 15348. | Imme (immevdb) | 76.04 | 99% | 2019-02-25 |
| 15349. | guu (guda) | 76.04 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 15350. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 76.03 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 15351. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 76.03 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 15352. | Jokūbas (jokstercube) | 76.03 | 95.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15353. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 76.03 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |