Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5253. | mohammed (diamoh0) | 51.58 | 96% | 2019-03-28 |
| 5254. | Sonu (sonugupta) | 51.57 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5255. | chris (mcracerson) | 51.57 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 5256. | Gavin (sl0wnsteady) | 51.56 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 5257. | Om (omkatthar1) | 51.55 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 5258. | Boi look at that head (catt... | 51.55 | 92% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5259. | Seeking (seekingtotype) | 51.54 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 5260. | loc (loctheog) | 51.53 | 95% | 2020-01-29 |
| 5261. | Hayden (23stewhc) | 51.51 | 94% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5262. | Jean (jampiolo) | 51.51 | 94% | 2018-04-30 |
| 5263. | Squeak (oweozz) | 51.50 | 94% | 2020-01-19 |
| 5264. | Samuel (_surovic_) | 51.50 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5265. | Mclovin (420mclovin69) | 51.50 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 5266. | bhawin1122 (bhawin1122) | 51.48 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 5267. | Giacomo (giaco30) | 51.48 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5268. | Annette (ahhooah) | 51.45 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
| 5269. | Kamyar (imkamyar) | 51.42 | 93% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5270. | alec (alexrqs) | 51.37 | 96% | 2020-04-29 |
| 5271. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 51.36 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5272. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 51.36 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 5273. | PkPenguin (pkpenguin) | 51.35 | 94% | 2020-04-16 |
| 5274. | IPA101 (ipa101) | 51.34 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5275. | Asif (asif04) | 51.33 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
| 5276. | niels (niels1) | 51.33 | 94% | 2018-11-04 |
| 5277. | cuhupro (cuhupro) | 51.32 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5278. | Juls (slowtyperbelike) | 51.32 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 5279. | berserker02 (berserker02) | 51.32 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5280. | Yoav (yoajm) | 51.31 | 91% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5281. | 1337 (dotnet) | 51.31 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 5282. | Lolitus (yourlolioverlord) | 51.30 | 92% | 2018-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |