I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9431. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 90.79 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9432. | :o (pc_jones) | 90.79 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9433. | Rishi (ririhaha) | 90.79 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 9434. | Frost (frostthesnowman) | 90.79 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9435. | Broken (brokencog) | 90.79 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9436. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 90.79 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9437. | Paul (paulwhoisaghost) | 90.78 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 9438. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 90.78 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9439. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 90.78 | 98.8% | 2021-02-28 |
| 9440. | FashionGuy (tanasis) | 90.78 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 9441. | triangle (triangle369) | 90.77 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9442. | Peter (firacs79) | 90.77 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 9443. | Joel (flamebrawler1) | 90.76 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9444. | Gurman (khasla_1) | 90.76 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9445. | Llama (elmo_bluey) | 90.76 | 96.3% | 2023-11-10 |
| 9446. | Eli (incarnis1) | 90.76 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9447. | i cant spel (deoxyshock) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9448. | Suigikawa (suigikawa) | 90.75 | 99% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9449. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 90.75 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9450. | Kamyar (imkamyar) | 90.75 | 96% | 2023-12-21 |
| 9451. | David (dazzlethc) | 90.75 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 9452. | Jay (jdpthota) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9453. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 90.74 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
| 9454. | PinkTheLongNeck (pinkthelon... | 90.73 | 98% | 2024-10-14 |
| 9455. | lloyd (lloydisloud231) | 90.73 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 9456. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 9457. | Math (faster_babe) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9458. | Chris (jct314) | 90.72 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 9459. | Nihbru (nihbru) | 90.72 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 9460. | Tom (derpling) | 90.71 | 99.4% | 2023-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |