I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8261. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 91.11 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 8262. | Lam (lambus) | 91.11 | 96.5% | 2024-02-20 |
| 8263. | Kshitiz (kshitiz2099) | 91.11 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 8264. | Daddy40wpm (daddyfortywpm) | 91.10 | 96% | 2024-10-04 |
| 8265. | RookieWasp (rookie_wasp) | 91.10 | 98% | 2024-03-30 |
| 8266. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 91.10 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8267. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 91.10 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8268. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 91.10 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 8269. | Althea (almrie05) | 91.09 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 8270. | Natasha (natashabby420) | 91.08 | 96.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| 8271. | Boss (mrtring) | 91.08 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8272. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 91.08 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8273. | Abrar (computernerdgenius) | 91.07 | 96.8% | 2024-04-12 |
| 8274. | Jeydin21 (jeydin21) | 91.07 | 98.1% | 2025-03-21 |
| 8275. | Reap (phengwei) | 91.07 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 8276. | kylie (bibiq) | 91.07 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 8277. | Weilun (imhost) | 91.06 | 91% | 2016-01-02 |
| 8278. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 91.06 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| 8279. | Isaac (doodle_eldood) | 91.06 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 8280. | patrica (shialbf) | 91.06 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 8281. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 91.05 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| 8282. | Nicholas (nickisfake) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 8283. | Calvin (hiimcalvin) | 91.04 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 8284. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 91.03 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 8285. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 91.03 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8286. | a (ierfth) | 91.03 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8287. | Parker (skyvirun) | 91.02 | 98% | 2025-12-23 |
| 8288. | Daniel (brittd) | 91.02 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 8289. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 91.02 | 97% | 2025-08-13 |
| 8290. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 91.01 | 96% | 2025-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |