Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4115. | Ulises (umoreno) | 67.47 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 4116. | Chaddog (svd997) | 67.47 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4117. | on (kkurian) | 67.46 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 4118. | Daniel (d123aniel) | 67.45 | 95% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4119. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 67.45 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4120. | Sivert (ivcasstiel) | 67.44 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 4121. | Patryk (patrickmauser) | 67.43 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 4122. | Gjuro (gjuro_andrija) | 67.43 | 95% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4123. | Bobbay (bobbay18) | 67.42 | 95% | 2019-05-12 |
| 4124. | skywalker123 (skywalker123) | 67.42 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 4125. | L + (n1ckname152) | 67.42 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4126. | Rafael (rsdourado) | 67.42 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4127. | Andrew (princeac) | 67.41 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4128. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 67.41 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 4129. | BARAA (barrettshot) | 67.41 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4130. | Michi (megitsune) | 67.41 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 4131. | Jonas (thepeanut) | 67.39 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 4132. | Jordan (imffbrgr) | 67.39 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 4133. | Jimmy (jimm9v) | 67.38 | 94% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4134. | Dirk (dirknoom) | 67.38 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 4135. | Kiva (kivattt) | 67.38 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 4136. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 67.37 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 4137. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 67.35 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 4138. | Ripx (ripx) | 67.34 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 4139. | MUDA MUDA MUDA (imjustenvious) | 67.33 | 94% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4140. | Elise (unusuall00) | 67.31 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4141. | zefanya24k (zefanya24k) | 67.30 | 94% | 2020-05-30 |
| 4142. | Andrew (lomumbas) | 67.29 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 4143. | BIll (tangyuha) | 67.29 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
| 4144. | Jaemeriiaa (jaemeriiaa) | 67.28 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |